Only one minute of Hulk Hogan’s sex tape was leaked to Gawker last week, but that sixty seconds was all it took to make us want to drill into our brain and suck out the memory of it with a shop-vac. Hell, it was so bad it caused Linda Hogan to get a DUI! Ok, that’s probably not true, but it totally deserves to be. So when we learned today that the Hogans are scared a second tape might leak, we’d like to offer them a hearty: “SO ARE WE!”
The wresting/pasta legend is reportedly bracing his family for the possibility that more of his sexual exploits have been recorded for the ages, and they may be coming to a web-browser near you. “After the first video was leaked he warned Linda, Brooke and Nick that he could of been caught on camera in the past,” a source close to the family told RadarOnline. We interpret that as code for, “Dammit, why did I do that more than once?” Despite his threats of massive legal retaliation, the Hulk and Co fear the damage another sex tape could do, especially in the wake of Linda’s arrest last week.
“The family is absolutely mortified their name has been sullied in such a tacky way,” the source says of the former Meet The Hogans stars. “They never imagined that Hulk could drag them into such an embarrassing situation.” Sure it’s embarrassing, but we wonder if a second tape really be that much worse? Wouldn’t it just be like getting hit with a water balloon once you’re already wet? Maybe the sequel features his thong tan-lines more prominently?
The Hulk appeared on the Howard Stern Show this morning and admitted that the woman in the tape is the ex-wife of his friend Bubba the Love Sponge, who also appeared in the video and gave the twosome his seal of approval. What are friends for!? The tape dates to six years ago, a time when The Hulk was still married to Linda, but he claims that her emotional abuse was driving him away.
Linda fired back soon after, denying any such abuse ever took place. “Unbelievable — I never abused Hulk Hogan,” she told TMZ. Her lawyer chimed as well. “It is a shame that Hulk Hogan tries to deflect his immorality with false allegations that Linda verbally and emotionally abused him. Linda Hogan never abused Hulk Hogan – verbally, mentally or otherwise.” In any event, Hogan denies he had any idea he was being filmed, and furthermore has no idea who released the tape. But he does promise that sweet sweet legal revenge will be coming soon.
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