Olivia Wilde Needlessly Walks Back Amazing “My Vagina Died” Comments, Marathon Sex Joke

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Olivia Wilde Apologizes For Vagina Death Comments

Olivia Wilde, please! There’s no need to apologize just because you said your “vagina died” at the end of your first marriage, or revealed you and Jason Sudeikis have “sex like Kenyan marathon runners.” Hearing you admit those facts just made us like you even more than before! “The These Girls monologues at Joe’s Pub were not meant for publication, and, in context, were a celebration of love, girls, and honesty,” the Butter star tweeted after quotes from her monologue blew up on the Interweb this week. “Sneaky recorders are everywhere these days, but performance art doesn’t always translate accurately to tabloid interpretation.” Ah, but what if said tabloids interpreted them as being completely awesome? What then, Wilde?

We’re assuming that Olivia is trying to clarify her statements as to not upset ex-husband Tao Ruspoli or anyone else who might take offense at her comments. But you know what? We’ve all been in a relationship that ended and we’ve all heard at least one stand-up comedian get real about their sex life. The only necessary part of Wilde’s apology was that it forced us to check her Twitter and peep this amazing tweet from last night: “Just did a whopper of a Revlon shoot with the gloriously awesome Emma Stone. My damn skull is so big, her head looks like my head’s moon.” Wow, to think we barely registered Olivia when she was on House, and now we straight-up love her.

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