We were so busy cutting and pasting Rihanna’s Vogue hotness onto our vision boards (under the subject heading: How To Be A Human Being) that we almost failed to notice that Kate Upton also graced the pages of this month’s issue. We would be remiss if we didn’t point out that Kate is somehow still wearing just a bra in one photo (but it’s couture, so you know she’s keeping it classy). We also have to acknowledge that the Sports Illustrated model manages to look like a bustier Grace Kelly in some of her shots. Seriously, check the rest of the photos out here. Girl looks crazy good.
On the other hand, are we wrong in thinking that her Michael Kors chain strap bikini top just looks like a fancy sports bra? A sports bra you couldn’t even wear to play sports because the chains would tear through your flesh? Not that Kate couldn’t make ragged shoulder flesh look fierce too. She made all those goats look sexy a few weeks ago! What’s less sexy than a goat? Two goats? Two goats in a Michael Kors chain strap bikini? Maybe Rihanna can post these photos on her vision board. Haha, just kidding! Rihanna’s entire life is her vision board.