Why Do John Mayer And Katy Perry Look So Sad?

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Katy Perry and John Mayer celebrate his 35th birthday

On-again couple Katy Perry and John Mayer were spotted out and about in New York yesterday having lunch and dinner to celebrate Mayer’s 35th birthday. It seems like a happy enough occasion, and it was an absolutely gorgeous fall day in the city. So why were the pop and rock stars frowning in every single picture taken of them?

  • John’s feeling over the hill at 35. (I get that; I’m turning 35 this month too.)
  • His attempt to feel younger by pairing that jaunty bow-tie with a denim jacket — a style that looks cute on 20-something prepsters — kinda backfired.
  • Katy read our list of John’s 10 most insane quotes yesterday. She had somehow previously sheltered herself from his foot-in-mouth disease. Then they got into a fight about how at least Russell Brand is funny when he offends people.
  • The paparazzi said something mean about the bow tie.

  • Katy stepped in this gross fast food container on the street.

[Photos: Splash News Online]