Oh, Kellan Lutz. You’re so shiny and pretty that we can’t stop looking at you. Not that we’re objectifying you, at all. Would we do that — *batting eyelashes*? We also love the fact that his piece in DuJour magazine starts with this exact line, “Kellan Lutz has just returned from a getaway to Saint-Tropez in the south of France. It was a trip with all the trappings of a stereotypical celebrity vacation: yachts, sunbathing and a beautiful female companion (his girlfriend, Australian actress Sharni Vinson).” Say it with us: swag. He’s says he’s more interested in visiting his grandparent’s farm where he will ride a tractor and hang out with pigs and such, and with much love to his Gramps, but, no. But there’s this other part of the interview that had us all perked up. It’s where he says, “I want to act for the rest of my life. I’ll win an Oscar one day, but I’m in no rush to get there. I don’t care if that takes me 50 years, and I’m old. I just love what I do.” Oh bless his heart. He thinks he’s going to win an Academy Awards one day. We hope he does, honest. But lets face it, right now, it’s a tad unlikely. But you never know what kind of career trajectory he’s going to chart — post Tarzan, of course — and he may just get there. Right? But his confession got us thinking — what categories could Kellan win the Oscar in?
1. The Academy Award for “An Eternity Of Putting Up With Rosalie.” Twlight fans — you know this. She may be gorgeous, but she can be … annoying.
2. The Academy Award for “Always Having The Most Amount Of Abs On Any Human Being, Anywhere In The World.” Because, let’s face it, his abs are ridiculous. And plentiful.
3. The Academy Award for “Making The Worst Vampire Makeup Look Really, Really Good.” Can we please think back to the first Twilight movies, especially? Hair and makeup — not great. But Kellan made the best out of a really bad stylist.
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