Ke$ha’s NSFW “Boyfriend” Pic Joins Her Top 7 Absurdly Honest Overshares

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Man, this girl. We know some celebrities make a career out of cringe-inducing overshares, but oh, there is something just so wonderful about the way Ke$ha does it. She makes oversharing into an art form, perhaps because she genuinely seems not to care whether or not people like her for it. We’d say Ke$ha ties with Rihanna for number of effs given (lifetime total: 0), but unfortunately (or really, really fortunately) RiRi isn’t exactly peeing in public all the time. (That we know of, at least.) And we would probably know because she tweets virtually everything.) “My new bf is doing an interview,” Ke$ha tweeted today along with a photo of her man. Now, maybe oversharing is just Ke$ha’s brand, but it’s a brand that never goes out of style.

Ke$ha's Tweets New "Boyfriend" Photo

1. Ke$ha’s dildo boyfriend is the new Chanel, is what we’re saying. We welcome Mr. $ha to the ranks of K’s other amazing overshares, such as…

Ke$ha Mouth Tattoo

2. Exposing the delicate network of veins inside her mouth for the world to see, immediately after having ink injected into it. That constitutes oversharing, right?

Ke$ha Pees In The Street

3. “pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik,” Ke$ha tweeted in April…while peeing in the street.

4. “Sometimes when I’m sad, I make my assistant put on the penis outfit and bounce around my house,” K told Glamour back in February. It’s not the phallic costumery that constitutes an overshare. It’s the fact she calls it “the” penis costume. Like, the one that her assistant has to wear all the time. The one that was probably purchased for that exact purpose.

5. “I knew everything about sex before I was even seven. My mom left me at home when I was 14 with a credit card, and a box of condoms and the keys to the car and said, ‘Don’t get pregnant and don’t drink and drive’. I had to be responsible for myself,” Ke$ha told the U.K. Sunday Times.

6. “I talked to my mum about it. She has a sketchy memory. I don’t really care. I’m going to pretend like my dad is Mick Jagger and proceed,” K also told the U.K.’s Sunday Times...about her mom not actually remembering who Ke$ha’s dad might be.

7. “You would also have to have a big dick, and I don’t really know anything about that. Then you’re probably good to go,” Ke$ha told her Complex interviewer about her ideal man. Ke$ha’s just saying…what Ke$ha’s thinking!

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