Kourtney Kardashian Wears 400% The Necessary Amount Of Pants While In Miami


Kourtney Kardashian Wears Giant Pants In Miami

Well, let’s just come out and say it: that is just too much pant! Kourtney Kardashian stepped out in Miami today wearing a mathematically-impossible amount of pants while shooting scenes for Kourtney And Kim Take Miami. You could make six pairs of Kourtney-sized pants out of those, easy. It’s not even that we’re saying they are ugly pants. They are just a ridiculous volume of pants. You know those infinity swimming pools? That look like they don’t have an edge because water pours over the side? These is exactly like that, except with pants. Infinity pants. What we’re trying to say is, the limit is zero.  The limit of Kourtney Kardashian’s pants does not exist!

There has to be a reasonable explanation for this, right? Maybe now that Kim got a wardrobe upgrade from Kanye, Kourtney felt like she had to step up her slightly odd couture game? She did stop by Louis Vuitton after all. Unless…is Kanye behind this look, too? Has Kanye given everyone in the Kardashian-Jenner household a makeover? Besides Kris Jenner, of course? She seems like a tought nut to crack. Maybe Kanye’s saving Mama Kardashian’s closet for last. We’re envisioning 50-foot-long capes, hats the size of beach umbrellas…maybe even a bra!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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