Lindsay Lohan’s Publicist Quits; We Suspect Michael Lohan Has Been Her Real Problem All Along


Lindsay Lohan's Publicist Quits Due To Michael Lohan
Like Amanda Bynes before her, Lindsay Lohan has allegedly been dropped by her publicist, this time a gentleman by the name of Steve Honig. We know what you’re thinking: “Lindsay Lohan had a publicist?” Just kidding! Kind of. According to TMZ, Honig allegedly quit after gross-dad Michael Lohan flipped out on him, texting Steve that he was a “f—ing liar” and genuinely acting like a fool. Even more bizarrely, apparently it was Michael Lohan himself who reported this story to TMZ. Why would he ever want anyone to find out what he did? Papa Lohan is clearly disconnected from reality, which makes us wonder…is Lindsay’s ongoing tale of woe the result of Michael Lohan’s constant interference? Like some kind of career and relationship poltergeist?

Well, we guess that still wouldn’t explain Dina Lohan’s Dr. Phil appearance or, well, Lindsay’s driving record. Apparently the text feud went down after Michael claimed that Lindsay’s manager Evan Hainey, entertainment lawyer Dave Feldman and defense lawyer Shawn Holly were in on the “intervention” he staged last week. Honig issued a statement saying that claim was crazy talk, thus leading to Michael Lohan’s text harassment. According to text messages obtained by TMZ, however, Michael Lohan was at least in contact with all of them. Have Lindsay’s people considered just…not giving their number to Michael Lohan? Or blocking him? When asked the reason for letting Lindsay go as a client, Honig scoffed, “Michael wishes he were that important.” Can we block Michael Lohan from our eyes and minds then? Please? What if we use duct tape? What then?

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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