We all knew this day would come…and we can’t wait to hear the song about it! Us Weekly reports that Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy have ended their relationship of roughly three months, probably because Conor’s math tutoring lessons were getting in the way. Cause he’s a baby! “They quietly parted ways a while ago,” their source claims. “No hard feelings.” Now, Tay Tay has already tagged the liner notes for her new (tragically hopeful) Red song “Begin Again” with the phrase “Hannis Port” (referencing the Kennedys’ home base, as well as the location of her new home), but obviously there are other relationship specifics Taylor is bound to drop in upcoming albums that we can use identify which songs are about Conor. Because you know some of them will be. Or all of them. The girl bought a house in near Conor’s memaw, people! So if we ever seen any of these references, we know which romance inspired Taylor’s songwriting.
- “Next Door Neighbors“
- “Boat Shoes”
- American, Americana, or anything red, white and emotionally blue
- “High School Boyfriend” (Like, literally still in high school.)
- Any references to ruined weddings or Wedding Crashers the movie.
- “Game ” (Ethel Kennedy referred to Taylor as game just last week, and we bet you cash money that’s a title on her next album. How much will you bet us?)
Today’s news makes the fact Taylor chatted with Ellen DeGeneres about her exes this week that much more uncomfortable. Ellen calls Swift out for dating Zac Efron the last time she was on her show, but Taylor playfully avoids talking about her current romantic situation. Good call, girl. And congrats to you and Danny Devito! We knew you wouldn’t stay single long. We’ll keep our eyes peeled for any references to limoncello.
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