Spy Kids‘ Alexa Vega Turns Up the Heat, Celebrates Halloween As A Sexy…Whatever This Is

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If you’ve seen Mean Girls (i.e. if you live in the Western Hemisphere and are between the ages of 3 and 70), you know that Girl World has it’s own rules when it comes to Halloween costumes. As Cady Heron (a.k.a. the Lindsay Lohan we have preserved forever in our minds) would put it, “The hard-core girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears.” Honestly though, who really needs the animal ears? Not Spy Kids star-turned-hottie bombalottie Alexa Vega, who visited Matthew Morrison‘s Halloween party this weekend dressed as the sexy version of…uh…jeez, Neon Velma from Scooby Doo? Some sort of futuristic burlesque librarian? Anime Black Swan? Tell us if we’re getting close, girl!

If you recall, Alex’s sexification came as an unexpected but in no way shocking surprise this past summer, so it’s no wonder she’s riding that flat abs/clear skin wave all the way to All Hollow’s Eve. Unlike the spooky superstars in our 30 Best Celeb Halloween Costumes You Missed This Weekend gallery, it looks like plenty of celebs just paired a garter belt with a synthetic wig and called it a day this time around. At least Alex is giving us more look than that guy creeping in behind her. What’s going on with that whole situation? Is that a sweatshirt toga we spy?

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