While we understand the decision, we were sorely disappointed this morning to learn that the Today show had canceled their tradition of having all their hosts dress up as other famous folks for Halloween. That on top of the fact that New York’s annual Village Halloween Parade has, um, dampened our already soggy spirits. So, thank you, Ellen DeGeneres, for brightening up our day with your Sofia Vergara costume and terrible, terrible Colombian accent.
The exaggerated padding, the funny fake high heels attached to sneakers and the telltale split zipper on the dress — mocking Vergara’s wardrobe malfunction at the Emmys — really made the thing.
And then Sofia herself came to share her mock outrage at how big Ellen had made her butt.
“She wishes she had the body I have,” Vergara said in Spanish. “She wishes she looked like that!”
“I have to say, it is like looking in a mirror,” Ellen said.
In case you forgot, here’s what happened to Sofia’s dress at the Emmys.
[Photos: EllenTV.com, Twitter]
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