Okay, best family Halloween portrait ever? We don’t know who Jessica Simpson is dressed as but we’re wowed by how she looks in her leather corset, lace skirt and pigtails. Hello cleavage and hello humongous weight loss. Major props to fiance Eric Johnson‘s as well for his plaid Braveheart costume complete with the mullet. But the star of this picture is little Maxwell Drew, who we are fixated by in her feathered chicken outfit. It’s just … brain explodingly awesome. J. Simp tweeted the image out twice just hours ago, with the first link reading, “Happy Halloween!!!” and the second saying, “Trick or Treat?” Both tweets led to the photograph on her website. The singer seems to be really committed to her Halloween costumes. Remember last year’s big pregnancy reveal? It happened while Jessica was dressed up as a Mummy. Geddit? A mummy? It’s the photograph on the right, to refresh your memory! We’d really like to put this photo in our list of scarily sexy twitpics but can’t for two reasons: 1. It’s not scary even though she looks sexy, and 2. Could anything be scary when a picture with Maxwell dressed as a fluffy chicken is involved?
[Photos via Jessica Simpson]