Demi Lovato revealed her new hotness on The X Factor last night, werking it out with a thick chocolate-colored fringe. Every Demi fan has already weighted in on the change (and we kind of already explained how we don’t love-love Demi as a blond), but we just want to point out something obvious so we can remember for next time she mixes it up: Demi Lovato looks amazing as a brunette with blunt-cut bangs…because everyone looks hot as a brunette with blunt-cut bangs. It’s basically science.
We guess blond is supposedly more eye-catching, but dark dyes jobs with bangs are pretty much the go-to hot girl haircut now. Picture anyone, literally anyone, and they will look hotter with blunt-cut bangs. Britney Spears? Hotter. Gwyneth Paltrow? Hotter. Joe Biden? Beyond flawless. Some people, we can’t understand why there are moments where they aren’t brunettes with blunt-cut bangs:
Oh hello, perfection. We didn’t noticed you there on Katy Perry‘s forehead.
Even the photo on the left is not enough bangs. Bring them back! Bring them back! Oh there they are. Thank god for Zooey‘s hotness.
As far as we can tell, Carly Rae Jepsen has never not been a brunette with bangs. It’s extremely easy to see why.
Okay, so Anjelica Huston basically invented being a hot brunette with bangs. Or maybe Bettie Page did, but is Bettie Page the best part of NBC’s Smash? No. No, she is not.
So let that hair rest a minute, Demi! You are going to look amazing no matter what. Why not look your amazingest for a while before you switch it back up?
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