Okay, we can’t even deal with the hotness that is Robert Pattinson on this November issue of L’Uomo Vogue. The Italian’s really have done right by him and we’ve even imbibed the fact that his trench is by Lanvin and his rings are by Lazaro. That’s how long we’ve been staring at the page and each of the minuscule details on it. They’ve really coaxed the smoulder out of him and we can’t stop staring at all the leather and the spikes. This is like old-school sexy, right? Testosterone meets broody meets our ovaries singing. It’s like a Rob bonanza today! We just posted about his and Kristen Stewart‘s Groucho Marx masked appearance at a party at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery yesterday. Perhaps the back-to-front baseball cap gave it away? While we’re happy with any pictures of the Pattz that we can get, a magazine cover like this one is a definite bonus. We can’t wait to read the interview inside when it comes out within the week. We’re going to go back to staring at the cover photograph now. Those eyes!
[Photo via L'Uomo Vogue, fashion editor Rushka Bergman]