Amanda Bynes Suing In Touch For Naked Tanning Story

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Amanda Bynes says she's suing In Touch for a story about her walking around naked in a tanning salon

We thought the story from In Touch yesterday about Amanda Bynes wandering around at a New York tanning salon in nothing but a pair of goggles sounded fishy — then again, so did the stories about her talking to herself at the gym and locking herself in a dressing room — and decided not to re-report the tale yesterday. Maybe we were right? Speaking to Us Weekly yesterday, Bynes denied the rumor.

“I’m suing In Touch for printing a fake story,” she said. “I’m not ‘troubled.’ I don’t get naked in public.”

But the best part of this is her defense: “I’m 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.” Because naturally, 26-year-old retired multi-millionaires wouldn’t dare get naked in public? But they do drive around L.A. randomly and get stoned before shopping at Home Depot. OK. This is new logic.

One a side note, how great is the expression of the woman to the left of Amanda in the photo above?

Another side note: We bet our intern Erin is happy the tanning story came out after Halloween.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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