Oh man, these new photos of Mary Kate Olsen and her much older boyfriend Olivier Sarkozy are worrisome. Sadly for MK, once you’re a child star, you’re always a child (star) in that every time I look at her precious face I see that of a Michelle Tanner. Now, with MK already dating someone quite a bit older than her actual age, and I see her severely deflated age, it’s like watching a ten year old date a fifty year old. Their actual age difference is a bit smaller but like I said, I’ll always see Michelle Tanner.
You know who else will always see Michelle Tanner?
Annoying next door neighbor Kimmy Gibbler:
Good ol’ hair-conscious Uncle Jesse:
Everyone’s favorite puppetmaster, Uncle Joey: