It’s like we’re stuck in a pop culture time warp! First we are forced to visually revisit The Rihanna/Chris Brown Situation, which everyone and their mother (except for maybe Mom Breezy) wished had ended three years ago, and now this. In a new interview with Us Weekly, Lindsay Lohan spills the beans on her relationship with DJ Sam Ronson…which ended in 2009. What? Well, of course we’re still going to read the interview. We’re not that morally upstanding. “I was bold enough to say, ‘Yeah, I like a girl. And?,’” Lindsay explains to the magazine. “That put her in a situation where she was being attacked every day. That’s not fair. And what am I left with? Heartbreak.” Adds Lohan, “That was three years ago. It was my last serious relationship.” Wow, so this was Lindsay’s next P.R. move after the premiere of Liz & Dick? We know nostalgia is huge right now, but this is a tad ridiculous.
As you might recall, Sam and Lilo dated in 2008 and 2009; they were on-again off-again before numerous alleged fights and even accusations of physical abuse cropped up in the news. Though our eyes did automatically roll back in paralyzing horror when we saw Lindsay bringing up Ronson at all (Constantly talking about her toxic ex in interviews? Where have we seen that before?), at least Lilo seems to be in a better place with the relationship. “I needed to love myself first before I could be with anyone. And I was going through a lot. Two toxic people cannot be together. End of story,” Lohan says. “We’re friends now. That’s how it started, so I think that’s what’s meant to be.” How reassuringly healthy! Okay, so maybe The Canyons will be Lindsay’s big comeback. Either that or we can all go back to 2004, when Lilo was a a redheaded Plastic and the world was a simpler place.
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