Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson Airport Pics Somehow Sparks Pregnancy, “Strain” Rumors

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Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson arrive at LAX on Monday night

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have basically been traveling the world nonstop for the past month, so yeah, we don’t expect them to get off the plane in full makeup and Gucci suits these days. But in the photo above, of the pair arriving back in LAX after a flight from New York, they still look a billion times better than, say, I did yesterday after a little Thanksgiving trip to Florida. They don’t even have bags under their eyes! Which is why we want to scream at the people who have jumped on these pics as proof of something or other.

Oh, that baggy T-shirt KStew’s wearing is definitely hiding a baby bump, some gossips say. It couldn’t possibly be just a casual shirt donned over skintight jeans (and I can assure you, THOSE are the first to go when there’s a bump in progress) for a cross-country flight.

They’re showing signs of “strain” on their relationship, someone else notes. Or they’re tired after promoting a five-movie franchise for years and kinda want to go home and crash for three weeks? What kind of face do you make when you get off the plane and people are standing between you and the nearest bathroom?

We actually have another theory about all this, after viewing the photos of Rob and Kristen looking much fresher just before the flight.

First class of whatever airline they’re on the day after a holiday weekend is just not the pampering, beauty-preserving experience it normally is.

[Photos: Splash News Online]