We’re getting the impression that Kris Humphries is kind of the Charlie Brown of the celebrity world. Even before things went epically south in his marriage with Kim Kardashian, there was something tragi-comic about the guy. Whether he’s seated next to his (ex) wife’s sex tape partner on a plane, belatedly learning that his fiance has in fact been married before, or getting sued over an alleged herpes outbreak, he always has a lot on his plate. There’s no other way to put it: the universe just seems to continuously s– on him.
So when we heard that he got into a battle royale on the TD Garden court last night in Boston, we weren’t all that surprised. It just seemed like something that would happen to the guy. Apparently he and Celtic player Rajon Rondo tangoed during the second quarter after Humphries fouled Celtic Kevin Garnett. Kris was reportedly pushed into the bleachers under the Celtic’s basket during the scuffle, which resulted in both he and Rondo being booted from the game.
He shared a photo of his injuries on twitter soon after the ill-fated game, which appear to be made by a large jaguar. “Anyone know where I can get a quick Tetanus shot in Boston?” he captioned the pic, crushing our soul a little more in the process. The Nets player has yet to comment officially on the brawl.
When he’s not fighting on the basketball court, Humphries is fighting in the legal court (zing). His is apparently dragging his feet hardcore in the process to divorce his ex Kim, and how her current boyfriend Kanye West has entered the circus. According to TMZ, Yeezy has sat for a deposition in the case, which is still pretty ugly over a year later. “She is now handcuffed to Mr. Humphries,” says Kim’s lawyer Laura Wasser. The trial date is set for February 13th of next year.
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