You know what I really hope my dad does if I’m ever arrested? Calls up Radar Online and blames everything on my mom. That’s what reigning Father of the Year Michael Lohan did this morning, upon learning of Lindsay Lohan’s arrest for allegedly punching a woman in the face at a New York nightclub.
“I TOLD you exactly what would happen and YOU KNOW I was trying to get Dina on board with me for a long time, BUT especially the last two weeks,” he told the site. “Lindsay is acting out in numerous ways because she needs us and internally she’s hurt and angry! Again, it’s ALL on Dina and I wish to God she would stop and resolve things with us to do the same for our children.”
That’s super helpful, ML! I’m sure Lindsay appreciates your support.
Lindsay hasn’t been speaking to her father since he released a recording of her phone call to him while she was fighting with her mom earlier this month. He then attempted to stage an intervention on his daughter, prompting her to declare she’d like an order of protection against him. In the meantime, the world learned that one more lucky girl can count herself among Michael’s offspring, after the daughter of his former mistress underwent a DNA test.
“I guess I could give her one word of advice: Good luck with my dad,” Lindsay said on The Tonight Show last week.
With role models like these, how could Lindsay possibly end up in the back of a cop car?
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