So, for better or worse, this is happening. Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are an item and that keening sound you hear is poor Conor Kennedy wailing in a corner. Haylor’s latest bout of PDA — no, no kissing yet — was when they were photographed last night, holding hands while leaving the Crosby Hotel, as you can see above. This follows their Central Park Zoo date and their possible walk of shame, all of which went down just a couple of days ago. We have thoughts about this.
1. Harry’s pants are really, really tight.
2. Is it just us or are they color coordinating already?
3. Taylor Swift should officially be named as the latest “It Player” in town.
4. Are we allowed to call someone who is 22 a cougar? This is her second younger man successively.
5. Taylor’s probably already got break-up lyrics planned in time for them splitting up.
6. When did we turn so cynical about young love? But seriously … this.
7. *cough* publicity set-up *cough*
8. How does this woman always have the best shoes? Oh right, because she’s young, famous and rich.
9. Whose hair is shinier: his or hers?
10. Their publicists are probably cracking open a bottle of Pinot as we type, toasting, “Mission accomplished.”
[Photos: Splash News Online]