Lately Rihanna’s life has been like a soap opera, except with more nudity. A lot more nudity. Usually the nudity occurs when we least expect it. So in a sense it’s more like a porno soap opera, but with a really awesome soundtrack fulled with Riri hits. Glad we cleared that all up. In the latest episode of her on-going saga, the singer went off at Chris Brown on Twitter over the weekend, allegedly for hanging out with his ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran.
Rihanna and Brown had been hanging out in Germany for Ri’s appearance on the television program Wetten, dass…? and all was swell. In fact, there was even rumors that they would attend the Grammy Awards together as a couple in February, four years after their infamous post-Grammy feud. But then Chris flew to Paris and was reportedly joined by his ex Karrueche. This apparently didn’t sit well with Rihanna, who fired off a series of angry tweets that seemed very much directed to her intimate man-friend.
The lady can be famously brutal on twitter, and she definitely didn’t hold back for Brown. “Goodbye muthaf—– #takeoff,” she wrote, followed by a picture reading “Claps for the basic b——,” that she captioned “Round of applause.” Then she finished up with one more parting shot, “You give, you get, then you give it the f— back.” Trouble in paradise or a lover’s spat? Time will tell.
Things got even more interesting the next day when Rihanna posed naked by a fireplace for her good friend Melissa Forde. Wearing just a bra and some sort of over-sized Davey Crockett hat, the Unapologetic Queen started down the lens sans panties, but regaining her cute crop that she first showed off this year at the VMAs on September 6th. Are they racy photos related to the Chris Brown feud? Could be. Perhaps she’s trying to show him what he’s missing and make his jealousy rise. Kind of like that scene in Mad Men when a pissed-off Megan Draper strips down for some weird passive-aggressive floor scrubbing/angry sex with Down. Which was kind of like a porno soap opera scene. Hey, full circle! But then again, it’s not like Rihanna has ever needed a reason to strip down on Twitter…