And now over to Really Obvious News Corner, with today’s update that you completely saw coming a mile off. Lindsay Lohan’s probation has officially been revoked today, meaning that the troubled actress could face up to 245 days in prison. Which is a fitting sentence, because the whole time we were watching Liz & Dick we couldn’t help thinking to ourselves, “Wow, this is so bad, it’s like spending 245 days in prison!” At least the punishment fits the crime.
The ruling came this morning in an LA court, where Lilo wasn’t present because she’s indulging in her new-found Wanted super-fandom status in London. Commissioner Jane Godfrey arraigned Lindsay on charges that she lied to cops in the wake of her car crash last June, and had a comically inconsistent accent in Liz & Dick (not true). Godfrey set a hearing date for January 15th to decide whether or not Lindsay is guilty of violating her probation, which was put in place after her ridiculous jewelery stealing caper last year. If so there’s a chance that she could be off to prison, but TMZ is reporting that Godfrey is unlikely to do so as she “is not a big jail person.” A viewing of Liz & Dick might change her mind.
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