Kate Upton Topless On A Swan: Vogue Germany Makes Sexy A Little Too Fancy For Us Common Folk

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Kate Upton appears topless in Vogue Germany

We’re not trying to tell Vogue Germany what to do here, but when you’ve landed Kate Upton for a photo shoot, you don’t need a bunch of elaborate sets and background dressing. Be real, the work just kind of takes care of itself. Just look at Terry Richardson’s pics with the buxom Sports Illustrated bikini model. It looks like he took them in his mother’s basement! So when we saw that Vogue Germany took the uber fancy route and posed Upton in front of a vintage Ferarri, on the back of a huge swan, and in the feild of some rambling estate, it prompted us to offer some helpful advice to the magazine: You’re overdoing it.

Save your budget, guys. Borrow a plastic wading pool, grab some popsicles and we’re good to go! Although to be fair, we caught the accompanying video for the spread last week, and it appeared that Miss Kate was having the time of her life indulging in (at least) 11 female fantasies. So maybe she was the one who asked for all of the expensive stuff as part of the deal!

[Photo: Vogue Germany]

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