It should be no surprise to you that we’ve been moderately-to-severely obsessed with Chris Pratt for a long time now. (Damn you, Anna Faris, for marrying him first!) (Also congratulations! You two seem like a really top-notch couple.) So we felt qualified to weigh in on the Parks and Rec‘s actor’s amazing before/after/even bigger than before photos on Conan last night. Let’s be honest, because this is a safe space here: Chris Pratt looks incredibly good whether he’s crazy jacked for Zero Dark Thirty, or 60 lbs heavier for a future project. Some people can just pull that off. Let’s all acknowledge it and let the truth to wash over us.
But first, about that jackedness. Dang. We want to go to there. In his interview with Conan, Chris explains how he whittled himself down to play a Navy seal in Kathryn Bigelow‘s new military drama. We completely understand if that’s your preference (we have eyes, after all), but we are equally in love with 60-lbs-heavier Chris Pratt.
Doh! Come on. That is just a different kind of perfection. Based on his IMDB page, we assume this weight gain is for The Delivery Man? Like Chris explained, “I’ve always been a little soft. I like to eat. Crunches, I’m not going to do.” Swooooooon.