When Miley Cyrus posted the photo of Harry Styles (the cardboard version) you see above on Twitter, we couldn’t help bursting into giggles. We also love the fact that she actually tweeted a disclaimer, writing, “In no way do I want Harry. No offense. I’m sure that’ll be a story now 2. I’m happily engaged. Just got saucy with a cardboard cut out.” Regardless, here is what we think Taylor Swift thought when she saw the picture.
1. Miley — you better RUN.
2. What will inflict more pain when it connects with someone’s head — a guitar or a ukulele?
3. My next album is going to go multi-platinum. Who’s laughing now, Styles.
4. Who should I pick as my next boyfriend? Thanks for the selection, VH1 Celebrity.
5. I’m seeing RED.
6. We are never, ever, ever getting back together.
7. My life is “Sad, Beautiful. Tragic,”
9. This is “the last time” I fall for a younger man.
10. Yo, Gyllenhaal. Call me.
[Photo via Twitter]