Whoa now, Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are never ever ever getting back together! At least if the rumors that the One Direction heartthrob threw her over because she “didn’t put out” enough are true. Damn son, that’s pretty cold. If Joe Jonas got that song written about him when he famously broke up with Taylor over a 27-second phone call, Harry’s gonna get a full fledged country-pop opera!
According to a report from RadarOnline, the couple known as “Haylor” crashed and burned because they just weren’t “sexually incompatible.” For example, he apparently wanted to have sex, and she wanted to…talk about antiques? Whatever floats your boat, we guess. “Harry found Taylor a little sexually uninterested,” says a friend of the British boyband. “While it was clear she obviously had a thing for Harry, Taylor didn’t want to put out as often as he would’ve liked. Harry is a young boy, with ladies throwing themselves at him and has had a string of relationships with older women. It’s no secret he’s sexually active and is enjoying his fame at the moment. But Taylor just wasn’t up for it as much as he is.”
On the other side of things, a source close to Taylor claims that her constant string of failed relationships has caused something of a PR image crisis. “Having a clean and wholesome reputation is super important to Taylor,” they say. “Taylor is so concerned that the public will think she’s a whore because she dates around, that she doesn’t put out. What she doesn’t get is that the guys keep dumping her because she’s being a prude.” The difference in social lifestyles also contributed to their problems. “Harry wants to go out to fancy bars and clubs and enjoy being young. But Taylor’s more of a homebody and all she would talk about was antiques!” See, we weren’t making that part up.
But the plot thickens a bit when you factor in a quote that celebrity photographer Rob Hoffman’s wrote on his tumblr. Rob is a close friend of the aforementioned Joe Jonas, and at first seems to side with his mate by taking a pot shot at T-Swift. ““How many break-ups is it going to take for you girls to realize that Taylor Swift isn’t a good role model unless your dream in life is to die alone?” Ouch. This is getting ugly. But then the tirade takes a surprising left turn. “The only redeeming quality of any boy band these days is betting on which one is going to date Taylor Swift, and as a result, come out of the closet 2 months later.”
Errr, wait. Your friend Joe is in a boy band. And he dated Taylor Swift. Umm…, in the words of NewNowNext, did Joe Jonas just get outed? And what does this mean for Harry Styles? So much drama! But at the end of the day, the most shocking about this whole post to us is the constant use of the phase “put out,” which we sort of thought went away in the 1950s.
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