ICYMI: Today Was Full Of The Best News Ever

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ICYMI or “In case you missed it,” today had some of the best news ever.  We’ll run you through it right now.

  • Eighteen severed human heads are discovered by customs agents at Chicago’s O’Hare airport

Eighteen (18) severed HUMAN heads were casually delivered to Chicago by airplane this morning. I say casual because here is the official quote from customs:

“Everybody here is “Oh my gosh, you got a box of heads” and everybody thinks that it’s unheard of.”

Uh, that’s because it is. And maybe if you’re so jaded about it, you should find yourself a new job.

  • Stolen Train Crashes Into Home in Sweden

Whoops, a woman hired to clean a train instead took it on a one way trip into a house. Everyone was fine, so it’s just funny to think about.

  •  Jessica Simpson Sitcom in the Works at NBC

Here are two reasons why Jessica Simpson’s new scripted show might be the Best Show Ever:

  1. …a pilot presentation of a comedy based on Simpson’s life…
  2. …written by Paul Blart: Mall Cop scribe Nick Bakay…

As if hell could get any more..hellish, Dan Brown is writing a book about it. Solve THAT MYSTERY, Robert Langdon!

Want more of the Best News Ever? Tune into Best Week Ever this Friday at 10/9C or SET YOUR DVR! That’s what it’s for. 

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