Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are splitting up, back together, having a baby, moving to Mars … the variety of conflicting rumors we’ve heard about them in the past two weeks is staggering. It’s impossible to tell if any of these are remotely believable, since they all come from “sources,” but we thought we’d round the latest ones up for your amusement, or so you can have an excuse to make the kind of exasperated faces Rob and Kristen are making in the photo above.
1. Rob and Kristen are fighting nonstop and he broke off their relationship just before the Golden Globes. This comes from The Sun, which says, “She flew to L.A. and was supposed to be Rob’s date for the Golden Globes, but he told her he wants to cool it off. He loves her but would rather go back to being good friends so they can rebuild their trust and focus on work after Twilight.” It’s also building off an earlier Life & Style report on their fighting: “Rob is at a point where he sometimes ignores her.
He’ll go out and won’t respond to her calls or texts right away.”
2. But hold on a second, Kristen and Rob were spotted together on the night of the Globes. “Wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a backward baseball cap, Bella met Robert at Tina & Amy’s private after-party at the Soho House in WeHo!” Perez Hilton reported. She was supposedly a no-show at the ceremony because she was afraid Tina Fey and Amy Poehler would crack jokes at her expense.
3. Actually, they’re so in love they’re moving to Paris together.
4. Make that London.
5. But while they’re still in L.A., they’re unabashedly visiting sex shops together. “They bought a range of stuff including sexy costumes, DVDs, a pair of handcuffs and blindfolds,” a fellow patron at the Pleasure Chest told the Daily Star. Actually, this is the most believable story of the bunch, because the store confirmed their visit!
6. Our very favorite: They’re staying together, but only if Rob grows out his chest hair.
What’s your favorite random Robsten rumor?
[Photo: Splash News Online]