We’re not saying it is. Are we? No, we can’t. Or can we? SO. MANY. QUESTIONS. And many hilarious thoughts about this. We showed you young Hollywood in full force at the WB InStyle Golden Globes after party, of which Selena Gomez was at the helm in a bodacious Atelier Versace gold embellished minidress. You can’t not be the life party in that dress, right? Absolutely, as this video shows. Limpid eyes. Ever so slightly slurred speech. Gushing praise for Jennifer Lawrence (hey, we were gushing too). We hear people saying “drunk,” but wouldn’t you be buzzed with adrenaline? C’mon, of course it would hilarious if this were Selena actually drunk on camera. But our real theory we have is this: It was the dress. When you put a dress like that on a 20-year-old, no matter how seasoned they are … you’re going to imbibe the divatude. This just seems to be Selena’s version of divatude. Like, “Look at me. My largesse knows no bounds and I will be complimentary by using big hand gestures. And my eyes will look limp because that is sexy. Got it?” Yeah, guys. Feel the diva.