All The Things People Are Saying About Taylor Swift’s Boobs Again

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Taylor Swift's red carpet looks make people speculate about plastic surgery

Wow. This conversations sounds a little familiar: After Taylor Swift ditched her preppy schoolgirl stripes and shorts for sophisticated lady gowns at last week’s Golden Globes and People’s Choice Awards, the tabs are once again calling “boob job!” They did this back in April, when a couple of dresses (and, we think, push-up bras) drew attention to the changing size of TSwift’s bosoms. Today comes a story from In Touch magazine that quotes a plastic surgeon, who has not treated Swift (and now never will!), saying she “received a bust boost back in April,” based on the same photos we’ve all been staring at for too long. Dr. Michael Fiorillo told the magazine (via the Daily Mail) that “you can see the implants” that bring her from an A to a B cup.

This is the point where all men nod, and all women shake their heads and ask, “Why the hell would anyone get surgery to go from an A to a B when all you need is a good bra?” (We can see the logic of surgery if you want to go up to C or D, of course.) We especially doubt this after seeing the photos that reveal the slightest glimpse of a stick-on cutlet from the side of her Globes dress. What does make a lot of sense to us is that she’d go for a little more vavoom after breaking up with two teenage boys in a row and possibly considering a return to older men.

Surgery or no, we like Crushable’s take on the matter: “Taylor Swift sends many messages to young women, but sadly I don’t think loving your body has ever been one of them. So rather than focusing on the fact that Taylor Swift may or may not have implants, let’s focus on the fact that she’s currently writing revenge music about someone she dated for a few weeks.”

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