Kim And Kourtney Kardashian Diss Kris Humphries On Letterman, Khloe Fires Back At Paternity Rumors


They’ve been split for well over a year, but things haven’t settled much between Kris Humphries and the Kardashian Klan. His ex-wife Kim and her big sis Kourtney appeared on David Letterman last night to talk about a baby she’s having with a dude that’s not Kris, and to essentially discuss why he’s being a dick. So we imagine Kris probably switched over to Leno.

Kris has been complicating the legal actions to dissolve their marriage because he insists that the relationship was a sham and that Kim only married him to get a television special out of the deal. This sentiment is echoed by many detractors of the famous reality family, but Kourtney offered a particularly good comeback. “I think if she was going to do it for publicity, she’d pick someone that people knew,” she shot back to her haters. BOOM! Even Letterman seemed taken aback by the excellent point.

Dave also asked the question that we all sort of have on our minds: Why does Kris keep lingering around like the bad smell from a rotten shrimp that fell down the impossible-to-reach crack between the stove and the wall that one time we were trying to make stir-fry. “I can’t speak for Kris,” said Kim. “I just want him to be happy and I want us to move on. That’s really what I want, just to move on.”

Kris is seeking an annulment in his marriage, which is kind of like a legal “marriage do-over” we guess. “The only legal way to get an annulment is if fraud were involved, so that’s what tricky. So he is suing me for an annulment based on the fact that I frauded him into marrying him for publicity.Yes, well, that’s the only way to get an annulment is if one person was frauded.”

While the pair of Kardashian’s defended their family’s honor on TV, Khloe was busy fending off some nasty rumors of her own. She posted a strongly worded essay to her blog denouncing a whole host of reports in Life & Style and InTouch Magazines, from the status of her marriage to basketballer Lamar Odom, to her pregnancy troubles, and even the doubt that Robert Kardashian was in fact her real biological father. “The continuous spread of egregious misinformation is just plain wrong, and it would be irresponsible of me and a disservice to my family to not address it at this point,” she wrote. ‘I want to say loud and clear that these are toxic, baseless and disgusting rumors and none of them are true.”

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian diss Kris Humphries on David Letterman

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