It’s that time of the year again. Time for the cutest puppies to run around a mock, dollhouse-shrunken replica of a football stadium. It’s Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl! Go long, pups! I forget whether or not there’s a winner involved, but I know that I’m judging these ADORABLE animals by their ADORABLENESS, because that’s how you become a winner in my (play)book.
So who’s gonna win the big game?
Eurika, Chihuahua/Terrier Mix
Eurika has a cute face and according to the Puppy Bowl line-up, his favorite show is “Bones.” Get it? He loves David Boreanaz. So do I!
Hunter looks like he really knows how to fetch, and he has “plans to go into politics.” Well, don’t mess up that pretty face then, Hunter!
Montana, Collie/Rottweiler Mix
LOOK AT THIS DOG LOOK AT HIS FACE LOOK AT HIS NOSE LOOK AT HIS EYES OH MY GOD
Penelope, Lhasa Apso Mix
Oh god, Penelope is so cute, I think I might be having a stroke. This pup definitely looks like one of the dogs that will ignore the “rules” of the game and focus on hanging out with some other dogs. She also “has a crush on Tom Cruise” says Animal Planet. See? Flirt.
Tattoo, Miniature Aussie Mix
Can I call a dog an underdog? I can, and I will. Tattoo is fourteen weeks old and has the eyes of a human. I swear! It’s creepy and real. That’s why he’ll do well.
Who do you wanna squeeze? Who will win the Bowl? Will you watch The Puppy Bowl or will you watch The Super Bowl? Why would we have to choose? Are these all rhetorical questions? Just send all of these puppies our way.