After Allegedly Brawling And Pooping His Pants, Dazed Jason London Tweets About His Meltdown

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Do we even have to make the requisite Dazed and Confused joke? You know, the one that goes “actor Jason London must have been Dazed and Confused after he was arrested following a bar fight in Scotsdale, Arizona”? Seriously though, something confusing must have happened to the ’90s actor for him to have allegedly punched a bouncer, made a homophobic slur at police officers responding to the brawl and…um…pooped his pants in a cop car following his arrest. “Guess what f—–?  I f—ing love this.  I f—ing own you guys so hard.  I’m rich and I’m a motherf—ing famous actor!  F—ing look me up, bitch,” TMZ claims London told the police before soiling himself. This kind of puts brother Jeremy London‘s whole “I was kidnapped and forced to take drugs” incident in perspective, but what if we were to tell you that this isn’t even the most baffling part of this story? The most baffling part is London later went to Twitter to address the incident.

“Guys, the TMZ report is a total f—ing lie. I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes,” the actor tweeted today. “Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona.” Claims London, “I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see.” Speaking of crap, that’s what this all comes down to, doesn’t it? The world needs to know if Jason London intentionally pooped his pants or not and everything will become clear! Ugh, this whole thing is making us nostalgic for pre-pants pooping, Dazed & Confused-era Jason London…

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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