How To Lower Valentine’s Day Present Standards Like Brad Pitt

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Picture this. You’re Brad Pitt. Your fiance is Angelina Jolie. It’s Valentine’s Day. The gift game is wide open. Because when you’re Brad and Angie, it means that you can get anything you want, whenever you want it so the present better be good. It better be great. It better be a private plane. Or Angelina’s likeness made out of gold and diamonds. Or a country. An island? No pressure, Brad. By that we mean, suit up, bro. Because Angelina’s already bought him a helicopter, a waterfall and a 200-year-old tree.

So what did Brad buy Angelina for Valentine’s day?

A packet of ‘Eat Whatever’ mints. Explains a source, “It is sort of a joke — and not.┬áHe always teases her that she has bad breath.” But, never fear, the source adds, “It’s a joke gift . . . he’ll also get her something more serious.” Somehow, we don’t think she’s very amused.

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