3. Nicole Kidman’s Awesome Perfume
Speaking of Mr. Urban, his wife Nicole Kidman caught our attention for wearing the best perfume we’ve ever smelled. You guys, she smelled really really unnaturally good. It was like an orange grove mixed with rose petals and fresh laundry in the summer time. Dipped in chocolate. She smelled nice, ok. Nice enough to make us forget all about that whole Paperboy golden shower thing. That is all.
4. Everyone Crouching To Interview Quvenzhané Wallis
Something of a running visual gag throughout the night was watching the press corps bend down to chat with the littlest Oscar nominee, and also get a better look at her custom-made Armani puppy purse.