Celeb couples come and go, and mostly we’re like whatever, but there’s something about Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth. She’s all smoked-out and former-child-star naughty (the naughtiest kind), he’s all Australian and golden-skinned and scruffily dumb — and together, the affianced couple always appear to have just had seedy-gorgeous sex. Cheating rumors have been running rampant for months, but this one is sticking: Star is reporting that the Hunger Games actor was caught in an insane make-out with Mad Men‘s January Jones at a pre-Oscar fete. According to an eyewitness, the two “looked like they had hot chemistry…they were all over each other, and they even kissed!”
First of all, “even kissed?” Are we in tenth grade? Until we find out serious specifics — and it better be that Liam bedded Bets Draper on a banquet in full view of, like, Daniel Radcliffe and Helena Bonham Carter — we’re going to politely take this with a grain of salt. We’re also choosing to believe that solo Miley’s LiLo-lite behavior at Elton Johns AIDS Foundation gala the following night was just a stoner paranoid freakout. Sad face. We love you crazy kids, pull it together!