Are You Secretly a Real Housewife of Orange County? 10 Ways to Tell!

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6.) Wait — did you get a chin implant? Did you?  Yep, rumor has it that Vicki Gunvalson goes under the knife (again?) this season, implanting fat into her chin to do…what, exactly? Does a defined, Leno-esque chin make a woman look younger? Ours is not to wonder why.

7.) Are you friends with Lisa Vanderpump? Yes? So is new cast addition Lydia McLaughlin. She’s editor-in-chief of Beverly Hills Lifestyle magazine, where the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fan favorite pens a monthly column.

8.) Have you appeared on fourteen different TV series? If you have, you’re in the same lane as last season’s new chick on the block, Heather Dubrow, an accomplished character actress. The mother of four has appeared in a zillion television shows, from Norm to Hot in Cleveland.

9.) Are you opening a fitness studio with your law clerk fiancee? This season, petite Housewife dynamo Tamra Barney is not only planning her wedding to law office clerk Eddie, she’s also opening a gym with him. Neither one of them has any experience running a fitness center, but inexplicable side hustles are the stuff this franchise is made of.

10.) Do you wear spangly tops with white jeans, like, exclusively? Since the first season aired in ’06, the ladies have experienced marriage, divorce, financial ups and downs, and being “naked wasted.” One thing remains constant, though: The Housewife uniform. If you favor clingy tops with sparkly accents paired with white jeans (usually Capri), you’re officially on the team.

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