A really good MSMR song starts to play at Wilden’s funeral. The four girls come stalking down the street in sexy black dresses like they’re there to party and not see a dead body in a box. Someone at the funeral is wearing a black veil, so that’s weird. The four girls then worry about what might be in the casket, so they decide to split up and find the casket before the funeral.
Spencer Tracy finds the casket–but Creepy Mona is in the room with the casket, too. The dead guy’s phone starts ringing, so the girls open the casket and ransack the corpse to find his phone. They find a number contact named “Kisses” and call it. Hannah picks up and is all, “Yo. Why are you calling me on my mom’s phone?”
(THERE ARE STILL SIX MINUTES LEFT OF THIS SHOW. HOW?)