Lindsay Lohan is spending her 27th birthday today in rehab, which we imagine really sucks. So, while we know the actress made a truckload of terrible decisions to land herself in this court-ordered 90-day situation, we thought we’d give her a little birthday present: a list of 10 decisions she made that weren’t monumentally bad. Maybe then she can hold her head up a little higher, and remember these the next time her mom asks her to go out clubbing.
1. Leaving her gig on Another World for The Parent Trap in 1998, thus avoiding the soap opera star stigma and launching her superstardom at age 10.
2. Mean Girls. Duh.
3. Limiting her drug use to cocaine and ecstasy. And, as she told Piers Morgan in the Daily Mail, she only did coke four times.”It’s the truth. I’ve never taken heroin either, never injected myself with anything, never done LSD. Those things all scare me.”