It was not a good time for parent-child relationships on last night’s True Blood. From Jessica being so high on fairy blood she wanted to make out with her dad to the ghost of Sookie’s father trying to drown her all over again, to the LAVTF pitting Eric and Pam against each other, it looked like everyone would have been better off orphaned and childless. Even Alcide and his dad, in this draggiest of werewolf storylines, had a sad, petty fight. Oh, but there was just a little bit of sexy going on — no, not just the terrible screwing for science in the vampire camp, but also some good old-fashioned Jason booty. Thank you, True Blood! Here are the episode’s rather tragic WTF moments:
Oof, so Corbett and Michelle Stackhouse were worse people than we ever imagined, and Warlow is a good guy? But I have one thing to nitpick about the second time Sookie’s dad tried to drown her, in the name of not letting her become a vampire: “Baby girl, sometimes parents do things that don’t make sense to they kids” sounds way more like Lafayette’s grammar than Corbett’s. Nelsan Ellis slip-up or hint of Lafayette’s wish to be free of Sookie’s drama?