The World According To April Ludgate

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6. TURN-ONS ARE PERSONAL
“I’m an eyebrow girl. I want to make out with him and chew his eyebrows off.”

7. NO SPECIAL TALENT IS TOO SMALL

“I can tell instantly whether someone is fat or pregnant with 60% accuracy.”

8. NEVER FORGET THE GREAT COMBINATION OF “FUN” AND “WONDER”
“Funder?”

9. ALWAYS ESTABLISH HOUSE RULES
“If you ever watch a sad movie you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you’ve been crying.”

10. AIM HIGH!
“I wish I was an old sea hag rotting on a pirate ship somewhere, blood all over my face.”

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