True Blood WTF: As Subtle As A Stiletto To The Head



We’re on the home stretch of Season 6, so naturally, True Blood’s writers are focusing in on the action and not wasting screen time on things like details of funeral arrangements and what Arlene needs to eat for breakfast. Oh, wait. In the interest of plot development, “Dead Meat” did have a surreally bad chase sequence — Ms. Suzuki R.I.P. — and a soapy pregnancy surprise. Let’s get to the WTF-ery of it all…

1. Warlow, how you’ve changed.
I forgot that Warlow was once a really, really scary, ugly vampire from another dimension, not a handsome fairy tied to a tree pining after Sookie, didn’t you? Thanks, writers, for the flashback to that creepy bathroom visitation and also for Sookie’s voicemail to Jason, in which she finally wonders, “Have you seen Niall?” She’s had a lot on her mind, I guess. And also, only two weeks have passed in this entire season!

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