Which Of These Emmy-Nominated Dramas Is The Worst Place To Live?


4. Homeland’s Langley, Virginia (and present-day USA)
The country is under constant threat of radical Islamist terrorists, and the only thing protecting us from another 9/11 is a bipolar CIA operative who gets a little too emotionally involved in her cases. So, we’re really safe, right?

Downton Abbey
3. Downton Abbey’s Edwardian English Countryside
On the surface, it’s all fine silver, gigantic mansions and feathered hats. But if you’re the landed gentry, like the Crawley clan, your wealth is diminishing, you’re status is less certain than ever, and you’re watching the modern world destroy everything you ever took for granted. If you’re a woman, you have few options for a good life beyond marriage — heaven forbid you work! If you’re a servant, you can work seven days a week, live with a roommate in your workplace and sometimes be allowed to go to a carnival or to visit your dying parents. If you’re an unwed mother or gay, you’re screwed. Oh, and if you’re a person of color, you just started to exist.

Breaking Bad
2. Breaking Bad’s Albuquerque, NM
Walt’s whole drug experiment started because between his full-time job as a high school chemistry teacher and part-time gig at the car wash, he didn’t have enough money to cover his cancer treatment and leave anything behind for his family after his death. You get the feeling that a crappy economy is behind a lot of the drug use in this town, and the people willing to take advantage of it, no matter the cost in lives. And, it turns out, that’s a HUGE cost.

Game of Thrones
1. Game of Thrones‘ Westeros and Essos
This is a doozy. First, you have the basic societal structure and ignorance of medieval Europe — as in, no plumbing, no modern medicine, no human rights (certainly no rights for women, slaves or the poor). Then you have unstable monarchies all over the damn place, causing major wars with plenty of civilian casualties, raping, pillaging, etc. Religious zealots are burning people left and right to honor the Red God. There’s some kind of ice age on the way. And on top of all that, humankind is being threatened by frozen zombies from the north, and possibly a trio of angry dragons from the east. We’re hoping Arya Stark grows up soon and saves everyone.

That’s not much of a choice, in our minds, but now it’s time for you to tell us.

[Photos: AMC, Netflix, Showtime, PBS, HBO]

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