Oh Gwyneth. You know how to push our buttons and make us question our love for you. How you love to prod us with your snug ways and GOOP-y self. Oh, how you make us Tina Fey eye roll, especially in the 40th year of your life. We know it’s your birthday (p.s. happy 41st birthday) but you torture us so…
Here’s a chronological look back at every time we rolled our eyes at Gwyneth Paltrow:
1) Oct. 11, 2012: When GOOP and Cameron Diaz rapped for Chelsea Handler.
2) Nov. 22, 2012: When GOOP recommended we buy a $2,200 fitness bike for him.
3) Nov. 22, 2012: And used the phrase: ‘Ride or Die.’
4) April 12, 2013: When GOOP bravely stood next a Lederhose-clad Robert Downey, Jr. at the Germany premiere of Iron Man 3.
5) April 20, 2013: When GOOP thought she was being cute when she cupped Lee Mack’s testicles on The Graham Norton Show.