Drake, Bar Refaeli + More Celebs We’d Really Like To Celebrate Hanukkah With This Year

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Darn that Jewish calendar — Hanukkah is crazy early this year, isn’t it? The Festival of Lights begins at sundown tonight, and we’ve hardly had time to shop for presents. We did, however, plan the most amazing Hanukkah on the planet, featuring the most beautiful and famous Jews on the planet, from Bar Refaeli and Drake to Shia LaBeouf and Scarlett Johansson.

Oh, sorry, this is just our fantasy Hanukkah party. We realize not everyone can come due to Thanksgiving conflicts and all. But we do assume Nikki Reed, Evan Rachel Wood, Mila Kunis, Max Greenfield and Paul Rudd are going to be lighting up their menorahs this week and thinking of us, the great miracles that are their fans. Or something like that. Listen, it’s hard to make a holiday about war and lantern oil into a meaningful metaphor for fame. Anyway, the point is, the celeb world is quite full of members of the tribe — and half-members like myself who always take full advantage of the chance to celebrate both Christmas and Hanukkah. We think they’d have a great time eating latkes and playing dreidel with us, if they’d only just stop by…