Take Advantage of Work Perks
Who wants to pay for sugar anyway? Adam needs that sweet, sweet powder.
Remember The Boss’ Breakfast Routine
And get it right. Take it from the bro-js: Alice gets cranky when she hasn’t had her carbs.
Respect Office Property
Treat printers how you would like to be treated (when you’re feeling like you’d rather be anywhere but work).
Follow these tips and you’ll be safely swimming towards middle management in no time. Catch the season premiere of Workaholics tonight at 10 pm ET on Comedy Central.
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