Party Crashers And Pantsapreneurs: Ranking The Men Of The Bachelorette

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The Bachelorette kicked off its tenth season last night with 25 dudes vying for the heart of Andi Dorfman. The 26-year-old assistant district attorney was smart enough to realize Juan Pablo Galavis wasn’t for her during The Bachelor, but are any of these men any better?

In the grand tradition of the show and its counterpart, each contestant made his own entrance in attempts to woo her with her creativity, looks and charm. Yes, 25 men walked out of a limo and up to the woman they insist is their sole reason for signing up for a reality television show. Before we hear talk of which men are here for the “right reasons” and who’s just looking for his 15 minutes of fame, allow me to usher a warning: Becoming a serial Bachelor, Bachelorette or Bachelor Pad villain is not an enriching future. Did you see how crazy Chris Bukowski looked “waiting” all that time outside the mansion mumbling about needing to meet Andi? YouTube celebrity is much more attainable, and in some cases, less damaging.

Based on the minimal amount of information we can glean in the first episode, first impressions are key. You say you’re a pantsapreneur, J.J.? Well then I’m a popcorn connoisseur. From Sons of Fabio without much personality to a wedding planner who’s always dreamed of taking pretend trips to the City of Lights, check out our ranking of Andi’s 25 eligible contestants. Leave your thoughts on the early front-runners in the comments below.

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