By Christopher Rosa
Happy birthday, Khloe Kardashian! The outspoken reality television star turns the big 3-0 today, and we couldn’t be more thankful for Lady K’s existence in our lives. Not only is Khloe the only Kardashian that seems…erm, human, she’s funny as hell with a tongue sharper than Kim’s fingernails after a manicure (that Khloe totally gives her s–t for…see #3). Television would be significantly less fun (and the Kardashians way less bearable) if it wasn’t for Khloe. In honor of her special day, we’ve compiled 30 of Khloe’s wackiest (and occasionally NSFW) moments that show just why we adore her so much. Here’s hoping she continues to spice up the small screen with her shenanigans for many years to come. Cheers, Khloe! Hope your b-day celebration is as fabulous as you are.
30. Her phrases are pure gold.
29. She has body image issues like the rest of us (even though she’s drop dead gorgeous).
28. But still knows the truth at the end of the day.
27. She’s an awkward individual who does things like wear winter hats and clench her teeth (been there, girl).
26. She understands the drama and fierceness of a perfectly timed death drop.
25. She also thought it was hilarious when this happened. (We see that almost-laugh, Khloe!)