Take that, Brittany Jones! You keep talking about your sex tape, while Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher take off to Israel. They’re calling it a “spiritual journey”, but we call it damage control. And they have a helluva lot to clean up what with Ms Jones blabbing to everyone who will listen about her supposed sofa sexcapades with Ashton.
Of course we get to hear all about it on Twitter, ’cause it’s not like a vacay between two people shouldn’t have every second reported to the world at large. Ã‚Â Ashton tweeted, “Sharing Love & Light while in IsraeI. Asking 4 the energy 2 forge bonds with our similarities & find compromise in our differences.” Great double entendre, dude. ‘Cause we’re like… are you talking about the situation in Israel, or you and Demi?